jesus christ i am starting to go stir crazy. i am so glad this is my last winter living in the midwest (didn’t you hear?). since i keep obsessive tabs on the weather report i don’t know how i missed when they said it was going to snow like a fucking foot today, or maybe they didn’t? whenever the news stations decide to go apocalyptic with their WORST BLIZZARD OF 2KFOREVER coverage, it is always a flagrant miscalculation- conversely, when we get snow like today it is always kind of a surprise. not that i had planned on doing anything today anyhow, but when i get cooped up for long periods of time i start to think crazy thoughts like maybe all my friends secretly hate me and are all conspiring against me for some sinister joke, or i spend an hour dicking around on the qantas website convincing myself that it would be a totally great idea to go to melbourne for a week. which actually, it would be, except in a few days i am going to san diego which is somewhere i’ve never been to. the other night tony told me that san diego is nice but ‘for girls’, which is totally great because i am a girl. so that is the good news. additionally, jenn’s new apartment has a balcony and i can not wait to sit on it and watch the airplanes take off and land, also i hear you can get LOBSTER TACOS out there. since jenn is my long-distance wife, she knows what i like and she is going to get me nice and fat while i am there, and hopefully her boyfriend will play me tons of awesome records by obscure bands that replace the ‘i’s in their names with ‘y’s. actually, i am glad that winter is getting all this snow out of its system now, because if it did this when i had to fly in a few days it would throw me into a rage.

i guess it is time to stop watching slade videos on youtube and go to sleep, this day has come about as far as it can.